20 ridiculous things overheard at York

“If you think like a duck, you can be a duck.”

We’ve all heard something odd in passing. But what have York students been saying and hearing around the city recently? According to this Buzzfeed article: a lot. Here’s a summary of our favourite bits.

1. This very distraught fresher
enhanced-18887-1447162399-12. While pointing at a Grade I listed parish church
3. This student’s sudden realisation:
3
Image credit: neilt
4. And this discerning student to his friend about Aldi sausage rolls
5
Image credit: smaku
5. These hopefully not fatal, last words
6. This wise advice
7
Image credit: dcreeves2000
7. This eleventh hour moment of clarity
8. This definitely sober student
9
Image credit: x1klima
9. This soon-to-be graduate
10. This ride-or-die fresher
11
Image credit: dragon2309

11. This hardcore student

12. This reality-shifting exclamation

13
Image credit: archer10
13. Overseen, this guy keeping the impending apocalypse real simple for everyone
14
14. This student-turned-architect
16
Image credit: londonmatt
15. A tourist going over River Ouse
16. This thoughtful parent-to-be
18
Image credit: arostron
17. Overseen, this possible Banksy in Tang Hall
20
18. This politically unaware student
22
Image credit: kcivey
19. This truly sage student
20. Overseen, this motto for life
24
“More owl, less towel.”